John finally put his online too! It’s about a corgi in a zombie apocalypse! So adorable!
o-ooh dogs are best
omg this is cute as hell aaaaaaaaa
these are real tears in my eyes.
It’s a bad habit I really need to break but I seriously can’t sleep without doing it.
I know that feel ;3;
Pfft…Luna needs no artificial enhancements.
blue screen of death
System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.
He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.
404 error: mercy not found
Death really knows how to crash a party.
you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.
that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt
Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.
Macklemore is probably one of the coolest rappers I’ve ever seen.
Why does everyone on tumblr hate him
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
Bob’s Burgers is the future
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce